Men and their wives.
deebauchery: amsayy: Vulcans kiss with their finger tips. Remember that when you watch the new movie. Remember that when you watch the origin series!! Too many Spirk kisses. I can’t handle them sometimes.
Things I need Dean to find out:
pondlifeforme: 1) That in order to get Cas to kill Dean, Naomi had to specifically train him for MONTHS, by forcing Cas to kill THOUSANDS of fake Deans. And that despite all that brainwashing, Cas STILL couldn’t kill Dean. 2) That Cas felt so guilty over how much he hurt Dean, that he specifically went shopping for Dean’s favorite things (including porn and pie). And that Cas nearly strangled...
slytherinsaa: commander-cosmo: WAIT IS ‘CAR’ JUST A SHORTER FORM OF ‘CARRIAGE’
officialdogblog: finding clothes you really love in a store and looking at the price tag
celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
shubbabang: “You need a job” “You need an education” “You need to get married” “You need to have children” “You need to be rich”
John Green: nice eyes
John Green: a dash of wit
John Green: perfect sense of humour
John Green: a pinch of angsty outlook on the world
John Green: beautiful face
John Green: tons of courage
John Green: some acceptable flaws
John Green: leave to simmer
John Green: I have created the perfect character!
John Green: now die!
jollymarionette: people joking about things that you actually really hate about yourself
hetakiosk: tawnyshine: cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan YAHOOLIGAN don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this
peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
officialeo: dekomoron: shutupaubrey: it should be illegal to put an s after the word “feel” it feels like you didnt think this through 10/10
flirtykurty: OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS AND SHE MINIMIZED HER EMAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SAW MY KINDLE WINDOW OPEN WITH REALLY REALLY EXPLICIT SUPERNATURAL GAY FANFICTION (DESTIEL IF YOU WERE WONDERING) I WALK IN AND SHE’S BLUSHING AND SHE GOES “I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED MAKENNA GET ME BACK” I BLAMED IT ON HER I SAID OH MY GOD MOM WHAT ARE...